Some random conversations at work:
Fellow Teacher: Mary, what is that thing?
Me: What thing?
FT: Umm, that thing… a fuck-it? Fuck-it.(shows me the paper)
Me: Faucet… it’s pronounced faucet.
FT: Ahh, faucet~
Student: You know, I teach children. I teach this one elementary school girl. She isn’t as smart as the boy but she is very good. And she has very good prostitute.
Me: … Posture. Very good posture.
Student: Oh dear! Yes, posture
Oh, my job some days…